Sunday, June 15, 2014

Richard Ingrams: His next magazine creation is obvious

Madame Arcati always helps those of advanced years (see my back catalogue on all the old prostitutes I have profiled) - and so it falls to moi (again!) to make a suggestion to Richard Ingrams (lately deposed editor of The Oldie, once of the province of Private Eye) on his next career move. I should hate to see this national treasure tarnish as bitterness takes possession. My art department has gone to the bother of mocking up my career suggestion. Gratis. (Click image to enlarge.)

 

6 comments:

C Rehill said...

She has a reaction section. Get her.

Anonymous said...

Marvellous looking mag - I'd buy it!

Madame Arcati said...

Reaction section? Yer wha'?

Anonymous said...

couldn't we call it- Even Older ?

Madame Arcati said...

Yes. Or Even Oldier. Ingrams would soon find his audience. Snobs who are mentioned in the obscure works of unread literary heroes, pretty Oxbridge blondes and young chaps with long thin cocks.

Oldie (ex-)contributor said...

I still don't understand Madame's hostility to Mr Ingrams. I should have thought birds of a feather etc. What did he do to upset you?